If you think a jungle safari in India is just about spotting stripes, you’re missing half the madness. Sure, the tiger’s the star of the show, but the supporting cast? Wild elephants, clueless langurs, bossy peacocks, crocs pretending to be logs, and birds with names you’ll instantly forget. One moment you’re watching a herd of deer freeze mid-chew, the next your guide slams the brakes and whispers, “Leopard.” This isn’t a zoo—it’s a wild, unpredictable theatre where the script changes every morning at 5:30. And trust us, the jungle has a wicked sense of humour.